Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.