Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...