Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide