Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide