Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting