Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.