What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!