What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!