What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.