What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.