What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.