What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

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Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.