Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no