Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!