Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!