Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta