How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!