How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!