Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.