Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for