Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.