Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.