Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile