Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor