Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file