Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!