How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.