How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up