How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.