How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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They both like to crack open a cold one.