Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.