Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.