Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto