Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF