Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!