How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry