How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.