Nacho chips
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All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Plato Nachos
Chip of Fools !
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Just a Daesh.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
The Salsa
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
He pities the fool.
A chip monk.
A friar? A chip monk?
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
They both keep trying to get on our shores....
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
I used to love tractors
They use snail polish.
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
It's nacho fault.
Nacho cheese.
Nacho average guy
