Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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