Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!