Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"