What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

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Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!