What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo