What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!