What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!