How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D