How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks