How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!