How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator