What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.