Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.