What do books wear on a rainy day?

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!