What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.