Jean-Luc Pickacard
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Boko Harambe
What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS
Where is my essay?
Put-in. (In a Russian accent)
An Illumi-neti pot
Because it's Homo.
Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
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Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
I"m arriving, I'm arriving."
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
More guns.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
RICE-IS
The conductor.
The X men!
Your calves!
Skin color.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!
A member of the Kru Krux Kran
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
a retarded gorilla
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
A: A Buy-ologist.
Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo
It's all about the execution
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Because the testicles
Aqueous humour.
The floor
Keeping cows from falling apart.
Han Double
I have no Hans"
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
Show your work.
Behave or Frankenswine will get you."
If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
