Jean-Luc Pickacard
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Boko Harambe
What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS
Where is my essay?
Put-in. (In a Russian accent)
An Illumi-neti pot
Because it's Homo.
Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
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Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
I"m arriving, I'm arriving."
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
More guns.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
RICE-IS
The conductor.
The X men!
Your calves!
Skin color.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!
A member of the Kru Krux Kran
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
a retarded gorilla
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
A: A Buy-ologist.
Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo
Cause they're the best!
CROSS fire
Because it's always burned at the stake
Hulk ash!
You stink at telling jokes."
The punchline
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
For resisting a rest.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
There are Dave Matthews fans
I don't know I just fly the drones
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
Paul stop monkeying around!
