How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.