How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !