How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against