How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One? .... Or two?

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.