How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !