How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.