How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns