How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !