How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)