How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot