How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!