How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.