What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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Well, there is a vast difference.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)