What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste