How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

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