How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.