How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.