How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist