How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.