How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.