How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...