How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.