How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line