How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Its not that hard

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude