How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.