What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.