What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer