What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31