What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!