What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.