What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS