What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend