What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.