What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.