What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins