What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.