What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!