What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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The one smoking the cigarette.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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When he was nailed on the cross.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!