What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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He dumped his girlfriend.

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It's smoking a cigarette.

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What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!