25+ Funny Virginity Jokes - Curious United

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!