When he was nailed on the cross.
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
To get to the hoes.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
They can never get further than the tip!
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
