How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!