How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.