How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."