Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

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You're about to meet da-feet!

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What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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A chink in the armor.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.