Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

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Steer Wars.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.