Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.