Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.