Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."