Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !