Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

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What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.