Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ