Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.