Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.