Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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He Double Gloucester.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.