Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)