Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.