Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.