Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.