Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.