Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.