You're getting on my wick.
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One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
They both went up in flames.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
He got turd degree burns.
I've been flamed!
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A fire engine.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
Because it's a FAST food!
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
He flew off the Handel
They start tipping balls.
A: To stamp out forest fires.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
It's all right!
On Tinder.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
I think his riding style is pretty dope.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)