What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what