What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way