What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.