What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors