What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.