What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors