What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.