What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what