What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.