What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Id. Jokes More Id. Jokes

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.