What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Id. Jokes More Id. Jokes

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.