What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.