What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.