What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.