What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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A: The knocking always speeds up.

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I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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He paws-ed it!

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.