What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.