What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

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What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!