What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!