Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Pick up lines
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
A "shhh"nauzer
a labracadabrador
Permutations.
Smallpox
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Cause it's an all mail business.
Post on Sundays.
So she didn't whistle on the way down.
Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
