Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

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Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)