What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!