What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.