What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug