What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.