What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether