What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue