What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop