What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.