What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...