What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.