What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.