What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy