What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.