Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.