Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.