Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.