Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.