Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.