Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this