Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this