Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any