Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.